It use to be so simple. The things you didn't want to do, but had to do because your parents or your teachers or your babysitter made you. Homework, mowing the lawn, walking the dog. Now, there's no one to make you do it. But that's a trick, a ploy played by the universe to get us to think we have free will, when really, there's no choice at all. Now it's life.
I'm talking about this pesky things we have to do, the necessities. Sure, you can argue that most of these things are simply things we should do, but peer pressure is real, ya'll. (Besides, most of these are "you'll-be-sorry-if-you-don't-do-it" kind of things.) And these feel less like a chore and more like a requirement. Wah, adulthood is hard.
Using a primer.
Sorting and shredding mail.
Hanging my coat.
Putting on lotion.
Getting dressed to workout.
Waiting for the next train.
Using a deep conditioner.
Being extremely nice to asshole waiters because I'm afraid they'll spit in my food.
Calling Time Warner about a cable outage.
Trying on denim in department stores.
Folding fitted sheets.
Writing a cover letter.
Taking DayQuil, NyQuil or any other -quils.
Getting my hair 'trimmed'.
Turning off the light or checking that the door is locked when I'm already tucked in.
Turning around when you think you forgot to lock your apartment door.
Repainting the smudged nail.
What about you? Anything you wish you didn't have to do?